we as a unified peoples believe that mark wahlberg needs to be brought back into the underwear modeling business. why, you ask? why the fuck not? have you seen the man lately? he has gotten hotter with age.
we also heard you, calvin you, calvin klein, in an attempt to revive the marky mark-esque ads of the nineties have hired the disproportionate actor from the twilight series- kellan lutz, i believe his name is, the one that was in that movie with justin long. irregardless this is a huge resounding no.
ergo, this is a petition to see marky mark wahlberg retake his crown as the leading face of calvin klein’s men’s underwear ads.
you know you want to.
the names below are in support of this “petition.”